Popcum

1. When opening a soda and the air pressure inside causes a small sprits of soda to squirt on you, that’s popcum (Not to be confused with exploding).

*cracks open soda* Oh! That was some good popcum.

Racistly Misogynistic

1. Liking men of a certain race but despising women of that same race.

Friend: I love black men but I can’t stand black women!
Me: Bro, that’s racistly misogynistic.