Popcum

1. When opening a soda and the air pressure inside causes a small sprits of soda to squirt on you, that’s popcum (Not to be confused with exploding).

*cracks open soda* Oh! That was some good popcum.

Popcum

Cumming in ones own mouth.

Evilator loves to popcum, because he believes his semen tastes like pineapples.

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popcum

When you put cum to microwave in your oven.

Ned: Hey! I made you some popcum!
Brad: Oh man! What the heck?! Now the smell won't go in ages!

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Popcum

When you jizz on popcorn to give it extra flavor

Ey Ricky, can you make us some of your delicious popcum?