Liborpio

The sign of somebody who has a birthday that is both a Libra and a Scorpio because of the new Zodiac sign dates (i.e. on November 23rd).

Bob: "Hey, what's your new Zodiac sign?"

Bill: "Uh Liborpio, I guess... Apparently my Birthday has two signs now..."

Bob: "Weird..."

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Clown Car

A single person who walks into a fast food place but has orders for a bunch of his/her friends.

Bill: Hey Bob, I think Jimmy could use some help out front.
Bob: But it's only one customer.
Bill: Yeah but he was a clown car, the guy ordered 4 subs.

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