Chappo

A sturdy, legend of a man with indestructible brain cells. Impervious to pain, he will melt in tropical weather. When naked, is easily confused for having three legs. Can often be found in the bathroom surrounded by haze. Prefers elegant women with firm breasts and an even firmer attitude.

Hey, you're hot. If you were any hotter you'd melt like a Chappo.

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