Tina

Another term for Crystal Meth.

ED : "Whos got that Tina?"

Bernard : *sigh* Ed's on that shit again...

monk status

Monk status refers to the state of mind of ultimate chill-ness. Referring to one who faces any and all situations with an overwhelming sense of calmness. The term originates from the solitude and calmness associated with traditional eastern monk lifestyle.

Derrick: Hey David, hate to have to be the one to tell you this, but your brother has been having an affair with your wife...and shes pregnant with his child.

David: hmm, this will be a great start to their new relationship. And will allow me plenty of time to focus on various hobbies.

Derrick: A..yeah...are you okay David? I expected a much bigger reaction to the news.

David : Ah, young Derrick, I have recently achieved 'monk status'. I no longer allow petty drama to effect my zen.

Gimped

Hit,most commonly used to replaced a punch.

*man gets sucker punched in the face*
Bystander:"Damn,he just got gimped"

or

*man is watching to other men fight outside of the bar*

Man:"GET UM WITH A GIMP!"

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