Kevin

Basically the biggest bitch in the world. He’s the kinda guy that keeps one AirPod in his ear wears vineyard vines and wears Magellan hats backward. He’s a total frat guy but the mother fuckers weak.

Kevin’s a bitch

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Vietnamese Firefighter

When she lights her pubes on fire and he attempts to either pat out the fire or fan it out in a wicked helicopter display.

"Hey bro, are you gonna try the Vietnamese Firefighter tonight?"
"Yeah man, I've been working on my helicopter skills for weeks, just hopin I don't get my dick burnt."

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