Kevork

to attempt and/or accomplish suicide (derived from Dr. Kevorkian, the Suicide Doctor). First used at Riverbank High School in the late 1980s (Riverbank, CA), it was originally used in place of the dramatically less elegant 'fuck', 'frig', & 'freak' trifecta during times of adult supervision at school. It has since grown in scope and usage.

"Who drank all my Snapple? You did? Go Kevork yourself, Dad!"

"Kevork you you mother-Kevorker!"

"Kevork me? Kevork you, bitch-boy!"

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NLH

Nasty Love Handles: When an obnoxiously fat girl tries to fit into a top 3 sizes too small and you can see the fat rolls around the braline, that is NLH, or Nasty Love Handles.

Friend A: <points> "Hey, that girl has NLH. Ewwww!"
Friend B: <laughing> "Dumbass, that's your MOM!"
Friend A: <gags> "My eyes, my eyes! Gouge them out!"

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fash-on

A pun on 'fashion' used in urban/hiphop styled commercials for Old Navy (and later Walmart). Designed primarily to sell clothes to girls and young women.

"Time to get our 'Fash-On'." -Walmart Commercial selling clothes to girls/young women.

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Hermit

In addition to the standard definition, a 'Hermit' is a slang term for a PC afficionado. This definition is mainly used on the System Wars forum of Gamespot.

PC Fanboy:"Hey, console n00bs! HL2>Halo2!"
Console Fanboy: "STFU, Hermit!"

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hermit

In addition, a hermit is also a PC fanatic (as opposed to console gaming). See also lemming sheep cow

PC Gamer: "We have Counter-strike and FPS Doug. Beat That!"
Console Gamer: "STFU, you damn hermit!"

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flash

Uncommon usage, technical jargon, verb, meaning 'to erase'.

Comes from 'eeproms' (Electrically Eraseable Programmable Read Only Memory) units in days of yore which were 'flashed' so they could be written on again. Typically, a computer geek would understand this usage.

PC Onwer: "So, should I through my broken computer in the trash?"

Technician: "Make sure you flash the drive first, for security reasons."

PC Onwer: "WTF?"

Tech: "Uhh...erase all the information."

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NOMFWIC

Acronym, short for: Number One Mother Fucker What's In Charge.

Originally a Naval term similar in usage to REMF, NOMFWIC is much more obscure. The NOMFWIC is one who is in charge and makes sure no one forgets it, even when he or she is dead wrong.

Ensign 1: "Shut up, NOMFWIC on deck!"
Ensign 2: "Crap, my uniform is untucked."

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