Antidisestablishmentarianism

The longest word in the english language. Is very hard to pronounce and is usually used by high shoolers to look smart but when is is said around people who dont know the word, it tends to reeeeeeeeeally confuse alot them and then they stare at you like your some kind of freak and then (after a painfully long awkward silecne) they usually say... "WTF MAN!!!" or "Umm... ok..... i'm... going... to... stand... over... here... now"

Person 1: hey guess wat
Person 2: Wat?
Person 1: Antidisestablishmentarianism!!!
Person 2: ...
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Person 2: WTF MAN!!!

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Pudge Muscle

Biceps or Abs that look very impressive but when you touch them they are very soft and squishy

Person 1: wow your arms look really nice... *feels*... oh its only pudge muscle
Person 2:....... Shut up :(

Annelii

The most beautiful, happy, fun girl on the planet and one of the best girlfriends anyone can ask for. Any guy is lucky to have her as a girlfriend. She is very beautiful, smart, forgiving, understanding person, who you can always trust to be there. (but she can be a bit of a blonde at times)

"wow... she's amazing..... she must be an Annelii"