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Being so completely amazing at basketball, you just take your time and keep scoring away because no one can touch you.
Oliver and I were playing basketball after work just milkin' the honey.
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An adventure of the sexual kind.
Hey girl you like to travel, you up for a sexventure?
When text is auto-corrected into something sexual.
"I'm excited to be eating dick tonight!" *duck I mean duck what an auto erect
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A faux medical term to describe staying home to masterbate.
I can't come into work today I've got a case of the Vertistrokes.
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Sudden interruption before finishing something desired.
Was writing an essay when my computer gave me The Boston and rebooted.
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When it starts raining and everyone prairie dogs above their pod walls to stare hopelessly at the rain as if they've never been outside or experienced rain before.
Weather dictates a corporate rain dance around noon today.
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