Plum

A swollen vagina. Usually induced by sufficient pounding by an abnormally large penis. May also come about by trying to masturbate with large objects such as a bat or an elephant trunk.

Person 1: Why is Sally limping?

Person 2: I gave her a plum last night.

Person 1: ooh ouch....

Person 2 I know right....it was nasty

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