hate shit

When one is so full of anger and hatred, that they must take a massive shit, which is composed of their concentrated hate.

It is often, though not always, left in the toilet for someone else to deal with

"I got an F on that exam? I need to go take a hate shit,"

"WHO LEFT THIS HATE SHIT IN HERE?"

"Damn, Mark is taking another hate shit, his ex must really be a bitch,"

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Seattle Late

When an individual is late to a meeting or event because they were getting coffee.

This instanstly excuses the tardiness.

Group at the meeting: "Where is Alice? It's 6:08"

*Alice walks in, Starbucks in hand*

Alice: "Sorry guys, another Seattle Late of me"

*Meeting starts as if nothing happened*

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