Person 16

Someone who doesn’t exist and never will.

Person 1: Have you seen Person 16?

Person 2 through 15: Who?

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Person 2: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, you're so bored?
Person 1: Yes
Person 2: DEAR LORD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Person 1: Wha-