hosefest

The violent expulsion of liquified fecal matter from one's rectum, as if it were being propelled out of a hose.

So I got home from a friend's house. They had pulled pork, apple pie an vanilla ice cream. I was farting for like four hours. It was a total hosefest.

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Window treatment

When a girl puts her face behind a window and a guy ejaculates on the window.

Is that when you go behind a window and I jizz on it? A what? Why did you ask me what a window treatment is?

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