cum swaggler

someone who enjoys giving oral sex to males, and especially enjoys playing with the semen (ejaculation) before swallowing

That fuckin' cum swaggler sucked my dick raw, yo. She's a cum swagglin' bitch!

milkshake

a distraction, specifically refering to the opposite sex distracting one from performing any task effectively

Tim: Sorry I got us all killed guys, my milkshake just walked in the door.

Rest of party: Awwwwwwww man, your always ditching us for your girlfriend!

Tim: Pussy over playstation guys, pussy over playstation.

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delbow

the apex of the bend in the bent or curved penis; applies only to the bent or curved penis

My girlfriend totally loves my delbow! She told me it was "curved for her pleasure".

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pussy over playstation

to choose to spend time with someone of the opposite sex over your gaming system, usually happens just before sex

Alternately - "Cock over xbox"

Tim to gaming party: Sorry guys I gotta go, my girfriend just got here.

Gaming party: AWWWWWWWW! You suck!

Tim: Pussy over platstation guys, pussy over playstation!

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