Aphropoosiac

Something that induces pooping like a cigarette or coffee

Tom "After some a coffee, a cigarette and blowing a line I just about shit my pants."
Frank "Shit T of course you did mayne. You were messin with three aphropoosiacs at the same time"

story spice

when someone tells a story thats around 75% true but adds a little fiction to "spice" things up for the audience.

JIM: "yeah so I was at this party last night and I was dancing with these two really hot chicks, then they started making out..then like grabbing my junk!"

SAM: "Dude comon man, grabbing your junk?"

JIM: "Alright the grabbing my junk part was a lil' story spice."

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