Coronavirus

Noun. A debilitating illness causing headaches, nausea, vomiting, and severe dehydration. Recent studies have shown that coronavirus infection rates spike in coastal settings, on or around May 6th, and strangely enough the day after Mexican Futbol victories.

Bro, Cinco De Mayo was off the hoook! Yeah, but I got mad Coronavirus, holmes. I need a michelada pronto!

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