Cum-mas

Having a fetish for all things Christmas

Oh shit, A Christmas jumper, Cum-mas time *Runs to Bathroom*

Talking Cheech and Chong

When a Native Spanish speaker is trying to speak English but is so high they can't pronounce anything and have no idea what they are saying, then they are talking Cheech and Chong

Person 1. He.. Hell.. *PUFF*.. Hola
Person 2: What the fuck are you trying to say
Person 3: Don't worry he speaks English. He's just talking Cheech and Chong right now