fo' shizza mah nizza

for sure my niger

want a joint
yand you get oneou ansewer fo' shizza mah nizza

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Pull a Bill Cosby

Druging a woman's drink and having sex with her while she is passed out .

Guy 1: How'd things go with that girl you met ?
Guy 1: She didn't want to take things too far so I had to pull a Bill Cosby on her .
Guy 1: Classic .

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Ashrose

A sexy hot mama with a good heart

Ashrose is one sexy mama with a good heart :)

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Sponsored By Adidas

A video of a man (I think a rival cartel member) laying on the ground with his hands tied behind his back wearing nothing but his underwear and several rival cartel members are standing around him . One of them wearing an Adidas hat cuts his chest open with a hunting knife and his organs start coming out and you can see his lung moving when he breathes . He is pumped with adrenaline to keep him from going into shock or passing out but also so he feels everything . Then the guy with the Adidas hat cuts piece of his heart out and eats it . This video is from Mexico.

Guy 1 : Hey you wanna watch a shock video ?
Guy 2 : You mean like 2 girls 1 cup or 1 man 1 jar ?
Guy : 1 No something very very disturbing .

Guy 2 : What could be more disturbing ?

Guy : 1 You ever watch Sponsored By Adidas.

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Oboma care

Biggest load of bullshit you will ever hear about in your entire life .

I can't believe you fild for {Oboma care} not how are you going to pay off your medical bills .

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element

Possible the ugliest SUV on American roads. Also known as a box on wheels.

Your new Element looks like the oversized turd I dropped in the toilet last night.

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newsgroup

a network of groups that's now been taken over with binaries full of porn

great, another 2 days till that newsgroup server is useable

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