Homisomniac

Someone who murders people while they are sleepwalking.

I heard Tom killed Karen while he was sleepwalking. He must be a homisomniac.

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Study Hair

Similar to sex hair, but it results from hours of running one's hand through their hair due to homework frustration. Study hair is disheveled and often greasy in appearance.

*Walking back to dorm after class and encountering roommate in hallway with their hair everywhere.*

Kane: "...uhh, you getting it with a chick in there? You have some crazy hair going on."

Dave: "I wish. This is just study hair. Today's homework took forever."

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N.E.L.Y.

"Nely" means Not Even Legal Yet. What you would say to a friend who is checking out young women.

Man 1:"Dude! Check out the ass on that chick!"

Man 2:"No way. She's N.E.L.Y. bro, hardly a day over 16. Chase some tail your own age for once."

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ds;gf

Didn't Study; Got Fucked

What one says when they forgot to cram for that test.

Kane,"How did your Calc 2 quiz go?"

Dane,"Ds;gf."

Kane,"You should have studied, idiot!"