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T.H.O.

Abbreviation for titty hard on. Pronounced like though.

Gadzooks take a look at Amy! Totally has T.H.O. going on.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023


Ghosts of baby batters past

Ghosts of baby batters past is when a female offers you a drink and you know she has sucked dick recently. This must be within a 24 hour window.

I dont drink after any bitch. They all scandalous and whos to know when she be suckin some dudes cock last. Shit my luck it been couple hours before and i be gettin ghosts of baby batters past.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 15, 2023


Dime minus eight

When a female only registers a 2 on the national dimepiece scale.

Nigga you trippin! That ho is a dime minus eight. Her bottom lip looks detached and she be missin a titty!

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 15, 2023


pottyfishing

When a man takes a piss deep inside a womans vagina. Once complete he slowly pulls out, takes a look to see if alot of piss comes out. Then back in deep and pulls out and looks for leakage. Its to simulate a fisherman casting out, reeling in, checking his bait, then casting out again.

That Gravey is the Bill Dance of pottyfishing. I dont get how he gets every girl to let him piss in them and play in it.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023


Fishy Cunt Punt

You discover a broad has a merky vagina and your buddy told you how this gal had the best pussy ever.

Friend 1: say buddy how was it fucking Amy last night?
Friend 2: You cocksucker! That whore has the stinkiest snatch. You totally pulled a Fishy Cunt Punt on me!

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023


dee dort wob wob

Origin unknown. It is said that when a female has sex with you and a cousin of yours you may come upon bad luck. To squash this you must talk the Bird into seconds and letting you tie her up in a bent over position. After a few minutes of vaginal sex the penis is pulled out and rammed into the anus at least 3/4 way. As the female yelps or groans you must in a loud and robotic voice yell " DEE DORT WOB WOB" 2 times. You can continue on to finish or stop and declare victory.

Amy-oh yeah pound that pussy with that huge cock..uh what are you GGGAAAAAA!
Disgruntled cousin- DEE DORT WOB WOB! DEE DORT WOB WOB!

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023


Chuckles Revenge

This is when you fuck a whore and besides a pungent odor you begin to feel slight burning on shaft of cock. Also a white chunky discharge might be seen. This is due to whore fucking a sadistic womanizer recently who purposely doesnt clean his uncircumcised dick before fucking. It is said he gives a erie HA HA HA right after pulling out.

Bro 1-You hear what happened to JD?
Bro 2-Yeah he banged that whore on end of street. She gave him some weird STD. Also he kept saying he heard this creepy laugh as he doubled over in pain.
Bro 3- Sounds like Chuckles Revenge. Could be the clap to Im no doctor.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023