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Friendship

Friendship used to mean being friends with someone. But nowadays it's something that C2s use to get granola bars.

In an attempt to get more granola bars, the C2 uses friendship to attract new victims. - The official C2 documentary

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021


C + 2

C + 2 = C2, and a C2 is someone who creates fake friendships to get granola bars.

(See: C2)

C + 2: Ok, now that you're my friend... YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME THAT GRANOLA BAR!

Person 37: Ok... Wait, what?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 14, 2021


Lang Belta

Language spoken by the Belters in The Expanse

Lang Belta words include beltalowda and kaka felota

by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 25, 2022


I can change

A song from the 1999 movie South Park: Bigger, longer, uncut.

Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They may be right, they may be right.
But its not as if I don't try
I just fuck up. Try as I might.

But I can change, I can change.
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it.
I'll open up my heart and I will share it.
Any minute now I will be born again.

Yes, I can change, I can change.
I know I've been a dirty little bastard.
I like to kill, I like to maim, yes, I'm insane, but it's okay 'cause I can change.

It's not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society, society.
You see, my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made a prick of me.

But I can change, I can change!
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it!
I'll open up my heart and I will show it...
Any minute now I will be born again!

What if you remain a sandy little butthole?

Hey Satan! Don't be such a twit.
Mother Teresa won't have shit

On me!
Just watch, just watch me change here I go I'm changing!!!

Heeeeeeey Satan!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN July 17, 2021


PetSmart

Sells sick and dying animals and doesn't think that sand can cause impaction.

RIP Dart the Bahaman anole. Cause of death: Respiratory Infection that PetSmart sold him with.

by THE REAL MAYO MAN July 27, 2021


edible insects

Insects prepared for human consumption, usually crickets.

Thailand Unique has the best edible insects!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN July 30, 2020


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by THE REAL MAYO MAN October 11, 2022

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