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She's a common sense, tall short person, hoop earing wearing, advanced algebra student, artist, and amazing friend who jokes lightly about violence from time to time when people don't shut up. Bummito is also part of a complicated shipping war between two of her friends and it's quite the ordeal. Her friends call her Bummito but you can call her Sophia.
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Sophia: You and John are legit lovebirds
Simon: Bummito, for the last time I'm not John's bf but I ship you guys 100%
Sophia: Whatever you all are in love admit it lmao. And no I'm gonna PASS
John: wtf Bum I'm not dating him, but you two...? OooOoo
Sophia: Oh my god srsly?
John: Simon is actually in love with Jesus tbh so maybe not?
Simon: Nope he's not my type John this is like the 5th time lol chill
John: Ok...
Sophia: Aww... Love birds...
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Simon: So I'm changing my last name
Sophia: Oh god what is it?
Simon: Bummito...
Sophia: W- Why?? -shakes head in disappointment-
Simon: Because if I ever get my PhD I'd make people call me Dr. Bummito. -shakes head in disappointment- Obviously.
Sophia: Sometimes I think you're actually killing my brain cells...
Like committing murder, but only it just sounds catchier and is obviously more appealing to your average killer. It's also what your friends will want to do if you won't stop having one-on-one conversations on the group chat.
Friend 1: If you two don't shut up about smurfs I swear I'm gonna Kermit murder
Friend 2: But they're just so funny lmao
Friend 3: ikr lol smurfs
Friend 1: -grabs a shovel-
Friend 2 and 3: RUN
Doing anything in Kermit style is doing it IN style. Kermit the frog is truly an inspiration to us all, so whatever you do, do it Kermit style! Except maybe don't Kermit murder...
Mom: Hey did you wash the dishes?
You: mmhm
Mom: But you did it in style right??
You: Totally mom of course! I did it Kermit Style
Mom: -nods approvingly- So proud of you!
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Friend : Wait so you Kermit murder him?!
You: That's not how it works lol it would just be committing murder
Friend: But...?
You: But doing it Kermit style. Of course
Friend: HAH you kermitted murder
You: Wait WHA??!
You ship your friends with one another and your friends ship you with eachother. It's a complicated situation. Everyone calls you Bummito for some reason?
John: I'm in love with you Sophia.
Sophia: ok? But I ship you and Simon
Simon: Bummito for the last time I'm not his bf. And he's straight...
Sophia: c'mon you guys should confess your love already.
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