TLP

The Last Pures, the greatest RuneScape clan to ever grace the game. Full of pures with godlike stats and insane amounts of cash money piles. Also known as The Largest Penises, Oprah Winfrey once described them on his/her show as "a group that does not forgive, that does not forget, they have over 9000 penises, and they're all raping children." Surprisingly there is only 150 members in The Last Pures meaning each member has 60 penises.

Ex. 1:
Mayhem Makers Leader: "TLP just asked us for a run in, what do you guys think?"
Mayhem Makers: "HOLY SHITCOCK NO ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?"

*throws down teletabs simultaneously*

Ex. 2:
Addy is our daddy.

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