Corona virus

The life of Corona started in 2020-2021 and caused many deaths, it started the great toilet paper depression of 2020.It was released into the world from a lab to cool down the human population and mutated.it infected a bat who got eaten by a bloke in China and then the great global Pandemic started, Boris banned Christmas because of it btw, it was Bullshit

2095

John: Daddy what was the Corona virus?

Danny: It was a Virus known as Covid-19, the government made it in a lab and released it , it infected a bat who got eaten by some random bloke from China and spread around the world Causing the Global Pandemic that caused a global meltdown.then people stole all the toilet paper they could get their hands on, hence the Toilet Paper Depression Of 2020.Boris Banned Christmas, much like Oliver Cromwell, and stole everyone's fun because of this Corona.we only barely survived my dear boy.

John: Boris banned Christmas?

Danny: Yes my dear boy, he took it from everyone like the grinch we know as Oliver Cromwell.

Pinadiles

An STD that a crocodile got when fucking a pineapple then a man who was into beastiality fucked the crocodile and caught the STD then had sex with more people and spread it...there is no known cure.... beware kids,stay away from creeps that fuck crocodiles or the people that fuck them

Theres nothing to be said....except

Never, ever fuck a pineapple or Crocodile or people who fuck them .... you'll get.................

PINADILES

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