Nicole

An absolute chicken nugget of a person

Oh yeah They’re a Nicole, can’t get enough of them. YES I MAY BE ADDICTED TO CHICKEN NUGGETS MUM

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Nicole

Someone who never ceases to amaze you. Someone who’s very often a bit of a nutter but in a good way, who you can just ride a conversational wave with for hours. Nicole’s May have a slight obsession with South Africa yet I don’t know why you’d change them at all, if you have a problem with them that’s on you. True Nicole’s are hard to find but they may be found in forests (of house plants) surrounded by birds named after fruits. Although mild disclaimer They may be slightly uncultured in the manner of films and Fanta, this is not something to be feared but a way to show them the delicacy’s of life, SUCH AS FANTA, if that wasn’t made abundantly clear. If you meet a Nicole hang on, as they r someone worth getting out an armchair for and I don’t say lightly, especially if this armchair is reclinable. A Nicole may be one of the better things in your life after you’ve gotten to know them so don’t let them go running away on you, unless it’s what they want then sure go ahead let them, don’t want to be unfair here BEWARE A NICOLE MAY HAVE AN ANGRY RESTING FACE AND IS PRONE TO SLAPPING FOOLS

‘Sorry I can’t come over today, ‘I AM ALREADY STEALING FROM YOUR FRIDGE’ -Nicole likely at some point