Canada's History

The act of pouring maple syrup into the rectum, then emptying your bowels into the Stanley cup. Then, while wearing moose antlers atop the head, dip your balls into the Stanley cup. Then Stephen Colbert kicks your ass at ice skating.

Dude, I was so wasted last night I brushed up on Canada's History, now my underwear is all sticky.

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