e-pound

When one person engages in sexual activity with another over the internet using instant messaging, e-mail, or any other form of electronic communication.

Hey man, I heard you gave your girl a good e-pounding last night, way to go!

Chukkarugie

(v) The act of experiencing both diarrhea and vomiting simultaneously.

Hey babe, Sorry I couldn't call you back yesterday, chukkarugie kept me in the bathroom all day long!