Wael Halabi

THE SEXIEST MAN IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. He is gay for anyone named lachlan and loves boys named Sam. Don’t expect him to answer your questions with a full sentence. He is gay. Gay people he likes gay. This word can also be used for anyone who acts in this manner.

Person 1: waddup bro
Person 2: 😐
Person 1 to person 3: that guy is such a wael Halabi he didn’t answer me

SAM

Bro likes boys. Thinks about boys. Dreams about boys. Never stops talking about boys. Mentions boys to his tennis team. Mentions boys to his family. Goes to work thinking about boys, leaves work thinking about boys. Dreams of kissing boys and smooching boys. Goes to the gym thinking about boys. Eats dinner thinking about boys. He doesn’t care about anything else besides boys. Sexy boys.

Me: Sam are you good you look kinda pale.
Sam: *thinking about boys* “boys”
Me: alright you are fucking weird bro