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when you go out in below freezing temperatures and masturbate until you ejaculate which freezes the sperm in mid air making a âPolish Candy Caneâ
girl - âdo you know what i want for christmasâ
boy - âit is cold outside does a Polish Candy Cane sound okayâ
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when everything is going completely wrong.
âman i was supposed to go on a date with this girl but she ditched me for the one guy i was trying to keep her away from. i feel like im in anti world right nowâ