FSM

The almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster. Under the religion of Pastafarian, you worship this almighty deity.

Once i found the FSM, i was saved. His almighty sauciness engulfed me, and i was at peace with the world.

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fuck a midget

An exclamation of various things, these being anger, surprise, humility, embarrassment, etc.

"Dude! You failed your math test!"

"fuck a midget! I studied so hard for that test! Damn. I was too busy staring at Miss Havishams boobs."

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blagershanfen

An exclamation of repugnance, anger, discomfort, disappointment, or defeat.

"Your pregnant."

"BLAGERSHARFEN!"

"Yes, blagershanfen indeed."

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Tessalated

And adjective describing anyone named Tessa, when they feel truly elated. Hence, tessalated.

"Tessa, do you feel tessalated today?"

"I'm just so tessalated right now, guys!"

"The tessalation going on in that room just blows my mind."

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