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lizzo

a largr sea dwelling creature that returns to land to perform heart break songs and spread awareness about diabetes (she does this by being a primary bad example which urges people to change). the only form of transportation for a lizzo is 24 helicopters but be warned if dropped it will create a catastrophic explosion resulting in the end of all humanity as we know.

"dude went whale watching today and I saw a lizzo"

by THerealodoggo March 31, 2020

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