Chuck E. Cheese

Chuck E. Cheese; a parent's worst nightmare. Delicious pizza & snotty brats asking you for extra money or coins. Parents avoid passing it up in fear of hearing the loud cry of "CHUCKEEEEEEEEEE CHCHCHEEEEEEEEEEESEEEEE!" And forced to waste $45.00 on pizza, hot wings,soda, & coins.kids love it. May dominate Speedzone, Celebration Station, or Main Event one day. WHEN PIGS FLY!

Parent is stuck in traffic with an empty shortcut street with CHUCK E. CHEESE SIGNS ALL OVER TH PLACE. 7 other cars are way ahead of you. Finally decides to go faster than Ozzy Osborne at an OMG Girlz concert

KID:"CH-CH-CH-CHUCKY CH-CHEESE!"
KID 2: "MOMMY, CAN WE GO?" (BATS EYELASHES)
PARENT :"DAMN IT!"
KID 1 & KID 2 IN UNISON: "DAMN IT MEANS YAY!"
Pulls into Chuck E. Cheese.

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