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A deck in clash royal used by only the people who find mega knight, elite barbarians and e-giant needing too much skill for them. It is the only strategy which even noobs can learn in like one or two matches, unlike elite barbarians which require so much more skill compared to this (still skilless asf). The Inferno Tower + Rocket combo counters every 2-card combo in the game and you don't even need to worry about placement making this deck even more no skill. It has a fast cycle so you can mess up your goblin barrel and still win. And its annoying af to play against.
Person 1: I play logbait
Person 2: Thanks for coming out as gay!
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A "strategy" in clash royale where a high damage but low health unit is paired with an immobilization spell to enemy defenders to preserve the balloon's hitpoints so it can drop devastating bombs on the opponent's tower. this is a gay strategy that is another way to present to others that you are LGBTQ, so if you are LGBTQ but do not dare to express yourself to your LGBTQ crush, consider using balloon freeze in front of him. usually he/she will get the meaning that you are LGBTQ.
Person 1: "Hi I use Balloon Freeze"
Person 2 (same sex as Person 1): "same, you want to date me?"
A 5 elixer card in clash royale that requires no skill to play. However, unlike other brain dead cards, she isn't hated because everyone simps for her feet (she walks barefoot in the arena).
Holy shit i want to pound the shit out of the archer queen asshole. I just get so hard looking at her. I literally cannot sleep because i just cant stop jerking my dick to her. Holy shit i think already i busted 20 times while writing this. She is just so fucking hot. I cant go to school without having to jerk off in the bathroom. I have to do my homework while jerking off. I get cum all over my paper.
I have done countless cum tributes to archer queen, i even have a fan game where you fuck her until she dies. I want her to come out of clash royale and just stomp my dick into the ground. I would be her toilet forever if i could just see her dirty stinky feet and make her rub it all over my face.
I cant play my favorite game clash royale because every time she spawns I instantly cum everywhere. I try to hold it back but i cant. I would suck every goblins dick in the goblin gang just to have her shit stained feet be rubbed all over my dick and my face.
Holy shit i dont know how much longer i can go anymore. I used to have my girlfriend dress up as the archer queen and have her shit all over me while jerking my dick with her stinky feet but it just wouldnt be the same. She broke up with me and now i have no one to cosplay as the archer queen.
I would cut off the archer queens feet so i could turn it into a flesh light and have it jerk me off every second of my life. God it would be so hot. Just her stinky little piggies rubbing all over my cock.
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you need to pay 10usd for each level 15 card asap or else you get dominated by 12 year old with mommy credit card even if you have more skill
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how horny must you be to search up "horny" in urban dictionary instead of doing literally anything else
short form for "im leaving you"
person 1: ily
person 2: it feels more special when you say it out
person 1: im leaving you
the single most skillless troop to use in clash of clans. if you use this you should find a bridge and jump off, because you are a virgin whose life has no meaning. in clash royale however it is a good and balanced card.
dont use electro dragon in clash of clans you are causing misery to the defender
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