Thiccums

Defn: how you address one of your thicc ass homies when you see em boolin down the halls. Usually followed by slapping them on the ass as you walk by

Tajariquey: Ayeeee what up thiccums
Thicc Tommy: sup g
Tajariquey: *slaps his juicy ass*

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The 7-11 Special

A cocktail consisting of MD 20/20 (Any Flavor), Wild Irish Rose, Colt 45, and the contents of a Big Gulp fished out of the trash. The mixture should be shaken as opposed to stirred. Add a hot dog straight from 12 hours on the roller for some texture and flavor. Best enjoyed next to a homeless guy who will tell you about the glory days next to the 7-11 dumpster at about 2:41 am.

I tried the 7-11 special last night, and I finally found my dad behind the 7-11 on the boulevard. I woke up and he was gone again tho :(

Big Juicy

He’s big, he’s juicy, and he’s coming for that coochie. 4ft nothin, 700 lbs, but he got your girls panties spraying like a broken water fountain. Best watch out when Big Juicy in town

Bro is that big juicy, oh fuck hide my girl

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