Compucide

Unnatural death of a computer via intentional misuse, negligence, or incompetence.

My mother is on her third laptop in four years. She's lucky compucide isn't a crime.

Riding the Black Dragon

Adj. Refers to caffeine high, coffee buzz, etc... in a paradical version of "Riding the White Dragon"

'What's with Chelsea? She's all over the place today.'

"She just downed a venti espresso. She's riding the black dragon."

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