squirt cork

The large solid compacted turd that retains massive amounts of liquid feces in the bowels. When the squirt cork is expelled, the liquid feces will pour out almost uncontrollably.

I woke up last night with the worst gut wrenching pain. I sat on the toilet for 10 minutes before I eventually passed a huge squirt cork. I finished the paper work, got up and immediately rushed to the toilet again with some explosive diarrhea....once the squirt cork was expelled, the squirts poured out like a california mudslide!

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