Seacow

A big round and worthless person in ISMO. A Seacow lies and tells stories that have never happened and will never happen. Everyone in Japan hates Seacows. This creature usually has a background in Communication.

Person 1: We need to get that request done ASAP!!!

Person 2: We can't, we have been waiting on Seacow all damn day!

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seacow: whatever you have done I have done 10x's better.

TNA: Everyone in Japan hates you....stop lying to yourself

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Dill Dough

When Pickle Bread is needed, this substance is skillfully created using the utmost carefulness. Dill Dough can start shaking and vibrating uncontrollably if the wrong measurements are used. This Dough is loved by many lonely women and can satisfy even the most hungry woman.

Woman 1: Im so hungry i need something to eat.

Woman 2: Well you can always come over to my place and have some of my dill dough.

Woman 1: wow thank you, i would love to share with you

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