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Dick Lamp

When a penis so hard it starts to glow and shines like a beacon to guide a sexual partner to the cock.

Amy gave me such a Dick Lamp that she Han no problem finding my cock in the dark room.

by TOTEMIR September 9, 2022


Butt-Sex Bonnet

When a person has such rough anal sex that the rectum prolapses.

Erika ended up with a Butt-Sex Bonnet after her date Friday night.

by TOTEMIR August 19, 2023


Butt-Sex Bonnet

Puritan headwear worn to hide the shame and guilt of having engaged in anal sex.

Erika came into the pub still wearing her Butt-Sex Bonnet. Her date must have went well.

by TOTEMIR February 6, 2023


Knee in the Piss Pan

When your foot slips into a woman (either vaginaly or analy) until your leg is engulfed completely to the knee joint.

SKÖL Bro: Rich and his sister did the Knee in the Piss Pan.

SKÖL Ho: Holy fucking shot balls!!

by TOTEMIR March 16, 2022


SKÖL Bro

Two close friends that are fans of the Vikings.

Frank, Chris and Vidar are SKÖL Bros.

by TOTEMIR December 15, 2021


Piss Pen

A Penis

SKÖL Bro 1: How was your date with Attention Peice?

SKÖL Bro 2: she let me Pop’er in the Piss Pan with my Piss Pen.

by TOTEMIR February 24, 2022


Hate Pal

Pals that sit at the end of the bar and talk shit and spread haterade on the other patrons and general trash.

Frank: Jade and Chris have become close Hate Pal.

Amy: Well fuck!!!!!!

by TOTEMIR September 3, 2022