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Sycamore

Hell but with corn. Terrible weather in this small Illinois town. Run by barbers and farmers.

It’s hell in sycamore

by TOTP April 12, 2019


Dingus

Allison

Look there’s a dingus

by TOTP April 12, 2019


Eyelids

Commonly used to keep gunk out of the eyes but is also used in a sexual act where the female part grabs the males eyelids with teeth and pull. This will cause pain no matter what. There are two outcomes of this scenario, either the eyelids snap back and hit the eyes with force that causes blindness or they can sometimes be ripped off if enough force is used.

Kid 1:“Do you know why Jacob isn’t at school today?”
Kid 2: “Yeah him and Kate tried eyelids last night and it didn’t go well.”

by TOTP April 12, 2019

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