LUCIO MAIN

OOHH OHHHH OOOOOOH TIME TO ACCELERATE. SPEEEEEEEDD BOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSTT
A LITERAL GOD AMONGST INFERIOR COMMON PEOPLE, A LUCIO MAIN IS THE BEST AT DPS, HEAL AND TANKING. ACTUALLY MAKES IT FROM ONE SIDE OF THE MAP TO THE OTHER WITHIN SECONDS, ALL WHILST HE’S WHIPING OUT EVERY OTHER HERO IN THE GAME. IF YOU SEE A WILD LUCIO MAIN, JUST RUN, HE WILL HARASS YOU WITH HIS GODLY VOICEOVER LINES AND BOOPS. IF YOU FACE A LUCIO MAIN ON ILLIOS, JUST LEAVE, THERE IS NO POINT.

PERSON 1: OH MAN I’M REALLY HYPED TO PLAY ILLIOS
PERSON 2 - AKA LUCIO MAIN: SYKE, YOU’RE ABOUT TO GET SENT TO THE BOTTOM OF HELL.

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