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Stands for Pre/Post Holiday Fireworks Disorder. In infectious disease that causes its sufferers to prematurely set off fireworks before a holiday or miss the holiday completely and blow their load days later.
Those with this disorder lose all pyrotechnic control, causing spits and spurts of tiny, unimpressive explosions during the days before and after the actual holiday.
This disorder is exacerbated by alcohol, low impulse control and noideawhatdayitism.
It cannot be cured without seeking help.
Noise: POP.......BLAM!!!!
Neib1: What was that?!!
Neib2: An outbreak of PPHFD.
Like a Sharknado but with slyphs (elemental fae) instead of sharks.
Nick: Is that a tornado?
Astor: I think its a Sharknado!
Levi: Oh, hell... its a Slyphnado! Run!
A person who constantly gets in trouble by breaking the law, lying, cheating or slacking off and expects everyone around them to take the blame for those offenses. A rat usually gets away with it by accusing others of offenses to push blame off of themselves (these are usually lies).
A rat will also take credit for anything positive, such as the hard work and accomplishments of others and when they get caught they are the first to call others a rat in order to place blame on others.
A rat never takes the blame for his/her actions, and they will fight tooth and nail to prove their innocence and escape justice.
A rat pollutes the neighborhood, workplace or any other environment, making it unlivable for others.
Jo: Look at all the work I did, this place is spotless!
Lila: You sat on you ass all day and left trash everywhere! This place is a rat's nest.
Jo: You effing RAT!
The compulsion to bring up random terms and then explain to the finest detail every thing about said term regardless of their context in the conversation or the interest of the audience.
They rarely use more than one reference and are completely out of touch with the people they are talking to, have no idea what they are talking about, forcing themselves into relevance or have been watching videos on youtube instead of listening to the conversation.
It is a sickness and they should be directed to seek help.
Lilly: I have a friend with a youtube channel who talks about this thing called water. According to him, water is made of a combination of water and water and can be found anywhere that water is located. Water is even in people animals and plants and even some rocks and....
Me: Lilly, we need to have a talk about your explainitude problem. You need help!