PPHFD

Stands for Pre/Post Holiday Fireworks Disorder. In infectious disease that causes its sufferers to prematurely set off fireworks before a holiday or miss the holiday completely and blow their load days later.
Those with this disorder lose all pyrotechnic control, causing spits and spurts of tiny, unimpressive explosions during the days before and after the actual holiday.

This disorder is exacerbated by alcohol, low impulse control and noideawhatdayitism.
It cannot be cured without seeking help.

Noise: POP.......BLAM!!!!
Neib1: What was that?!!
Neib2: An outbreak of PPHFD.