Spook Sloppy

A person guilty of drunk dialing coworkers from late night restaurant establishments, all the while indulging in breakfast food with strangers and leaving fragmented voicemails regarding the aforementioned foodstuffs.

Dude, I just picked up a voicemail from your friend at 3AM referencing Moons Over My Hammy!! Oh man, she must've been Spook Sloppy!