Corona Sickness

Corona Toilet Paper Panic Not to be confused with the #Corona Virus/Covid19, Corona sickness occurs after a night out guzzling beer and eating from a popular taco establishment. Symptoms include: lava-like/explosive diarrhea, upset stomach, bed spins, slurred speech, blurred vision that makes homely people look hot, bouts of bravery, mood swings, and poor judgement. Do not attempt to drive or operate machinery if you feel you may have Corona Sickness.

"Hey Cletus! Get on down to Walmart and buy up all the toilet paper. The news says erybody in the world catchin' that Corona sickness you had that one night after that Luke Bryan concert."