tristan is a bitch who is probably gonna steal your girl if your not careful. He is a retard and has a small Pepe that you canât suck or fuck so be careful if you lose your girl to a Tristan show her this cause it is true. SO IF ANY TRISTANS READ THIS GOOO SUCK A DICK CAUSE YOU NEED ONE AND IMMA TAKE HER BACK. Cause Iâm the best man she can get.