One who has a lot of knowledge and experience with all things anal.
Ryan is an anallectual because has so much experience with anal he knows exactly what object to insert into his rectum during each moon phase.
Camping alone. Similar to dry humping; you go through all the motions but don't get any.
Jim goes dry camping all the time because his wife won't go with him.
When dirty hobos suddenly dart across several lanes of busy traffic causing the cars to swerve as if in a game of Frogger.
Jim has to play Hobo Frogger every day when he drives Eurkea, California. So many dirty hobos are getting hit by cars; he describes it as a Hobo Frogger Epidemic. The last dirty hobo Jim hit was wearing the exact same jacket as he was, which is why Jim's wife to forced him to donate the ugly jacket.