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The art of receiving sexual pleasure from being repeatedly kicked in the ass.
"Dude you're into kickfucking too? That is totally fucking radical."
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When one hides a frying pan beneath the bed and sets a timer to go off in the middle of fornication - and then when said timer goes off, screams "eggs benedict", grabs the frying pan, and beats the girl/guy into unconcsiousness.
Jailer to his new cellmate: "What are you in here for?"
New cellmate: "3 to 5 for eggs benediction."
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