Troof

A portmanteau (combination or blend) of the words truth and proof, it is an unequivocal fact that is self-evident; an indisputable truth.

"Damn....Dat Bitch is fiiine...."
"Troof! Check it: Hey, gurl.... gimme some of dat...."
Whack!
"Ma bad!"

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"God damn those politicians are whack!"
"Troof. All day doins lyin truder teef."

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"You goin to Taco Express?"
"Yeah."
"You wanna stay away dem burritos, you'll be on da toilet in five minutes flat."
"Ain't dat da troof!"

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Fat Rat

An offensively large dump. A crap of such grave proportions, that should the cruel bastard decide to deliver it whole (without any effort of pinching it off, flushing in between), such a deed would amount to nothing less than an act of pure, unabated vandalism; a destruction of public or private property, with due compensation and mandatory letter of apology to the caretaker of said toilet.

Accomplice: Where ya goin?
Offender: Just poppin' into the loo to squeeze out a fat rat.
*closes door*
*speaking through the door, the conversation continues*
Accomplice: Have you prepared you're letter of apology?
Offender: Aye, writing it on the walls as we speak.

"The fuck?! Who broke my toilet? Whoever just laid this brick, fess up now, or when I find out, I swear I'll shove this fat rat back up your cursed cornhole so far, you'll be belching farts for the next week and a half!"

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Upper-Crust

1. The crusty, often hard-to-reach mucous found just behind the cartilage of the wealthy elite.

2. One who holds his or her nose high above everyone else in such great disdain, allowing septal mucosa to solidify in such a way.

3. A member of the Wealthy Elite (often of "old money") who treats others as though they were mere peasants born into (and destined to remain in) servitude.

Jill, though a modest girl, always knew she was destined for greater things. Though, she was always reluctant to accept any promotion that might benefit her in such a was to classify her as over-privileged, or upper-crust. The mere thought of it left the bitterest taste in her mouth.

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