Captain Save a Hoe

He is the ONLY one that can make everything okay for EVERYONE he thinks he is responsible for. Usually adults that have already taken advantage of his generous nature. Or people who have not asked for help but he is going to step in and HANDLE everything for them because ONLY HE can rescue them from the perceived crisis

Of course he cannot leave and have a good time with friends or girlfriend, the world might end if Captain Save a Hoe isn't there to keep the worsening on it's axis.
I can't be away too long I (Captain Save a Hoe) needs to check on....so they remember to wipe their ass before they pull their pants up.

4👍 1👎