dilldude

1. a man who crawls into a whales vagina; thus making him a man dildo.
2. a gay man who uses a dildo.

1. The dilldude made the whale squirt!
2. The dilldude enjoys a dildo in his butthole.

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akersins disease

to throw bad during baseball warm-ups

Guy 1:Dude you keep throwing the ball over my head. This is just warm-ups can you not throw on a straight line?
Guy 2: Sorry I must have akersins disease!

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